Don’t Let Them Sit There

Have you ever wanted to experience public transit from the comfort of your own home?

Well now’s your chance! Introducing Don’t Let Them Sit There.

In Don’t Let Them Sit, you play as a passenger on a subway (or metro). The pandemic is not over, and you do NOT want to catch Covid-19.

  • Entry for Ludum Dare 50, created in 72 hours.

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Don’t Let Them Sit There Ludum Dare Page

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Essay Writer 5000

BRONZE MEDAL AWARDED IN ‘HUMOUR’

INTRODUCING ESSAY WRITER 5000. MAXIMUM REALISM. You have only 12 hours, REAL TIME GAME PLAY, to write a 500 word essay.

You have to write an essay. You cannot leave the room except to go to the bathroom. A myriad of distractions await… Will you survive the hauntings?

  • Entry for Ludum Dare 37, created in 48 hours.
  • Ranked #3 out of 901 entries in humour category.

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What others are saying about Essay Writer 5000:

“the most unique game I’ve seen…, great job!” -slimabob

“I don’t often laugh at the games I’m playing, but this one did it.” -djfariel

“lalalalalala 😀 Modern Art!” -psychomonste

“I must write my essays.” -Artsicle

Essay Writer 5000 Ludum Dare Page

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Dance Man

Dance Man features all you ever wanted in a game: sex and dance. You play the villain, an ugly hairy man who disrupts a broadway musical.

  • Entry for Ludum Dare 25, created in 48 hours.
  • Ranked #7 out of 1327 entries in humor category.

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What others are saying about Dance Man:

“LOL what the fuck did I just play?”
-George Broussard, Creator of the Duke Nukem series.

“If there should ever be someone telling me that games are not art, I’ll show him this.”
-timtipgames

“best trip I ever had playing a game.”
-ddionisio

“A surreal wonder.”
-vrav

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Baby Farm

You plant baby seeds in a farm and watch them grow up. A metaphor for life. As we grow older, the world becomes smaller, eventually tiny, and women are everywhere.

  • Entry for Ludum Dare 23, created in 48 hours.
  • Ranked #21 out of 1402 entries in humor category.
  • Listed as one of ten games on evilseanbot’s “My picks from 200 rated games”.
  • Ranked number one on caranha’s “Long Lost Love!” review list of 102 games.

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What others are saying about Baby Farm:

“Have you ever asked yourself how is babby formed? You NEED to play this game, or your LD23 experience won’t be complete. Being drunk is highly recommended.”
-caranha, Professor at Tsukuba University, Japan.

“An insane, brilliant little game”
-Dylan McCall

“What on earth did I just play?”
-Flyboy

“Awesomely weird”
-evilseanbot

Baby Farm Ludum Dare 23 Entry

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A Voyageurs Journey

The game puts one in the hands of a voyageur back in the early settler days of Canada. Travelling through the rivers while transporting goods is a very tough and hardworking job for most people, and that was why the voyageurs enjoyed it.

  • Submitted as a ninth-grade social-studies assignment.
  • Received a perfect mark of 100%.

What others are saying about A Voyageurs Journey:

“You guys should check out Andrew’s game. It’s friggin’ amazing.”
-Mr. Allan, Social Studies teacher

“haha, this is pretty cool”
-omnimedium

Download A Voyageurs Journey here: http://www.angelfire.com/ego2/andrew/socials.zip

Janitor Joe

Janitor Joe is a normal Janitor working at a school when suddenly he sees a munchkin! He chases the munchkin through a portal and comes to a 2D world.

  • Featured as Spotlight on Game Maker Games throughout the month of April, 2008.
  • Featured on TIGForums’ list of “Unpolished Gems” in 2007.

What others are saying about Janitor Joe:

“This game is just weird.”
-The Red Mage

“The description of Janitor Joe [makes] it sound original and exciting — something you don’t find often in platform games.”
-Bitmappity, GMG Staff

“As strange as this game is, I find it really addictive. The game creator in me is screaming that everything about this game is terrible but the geeky game player is in heaven! It’s stupid, but it’s meant to be stupid, and I have to say: great job – I can’t give this game anything other than a 10.”
-mrscience

“This game rocks! You gotta try it, its very addictive!”
-seangames

“This game gave me an orgasm. The greatest game ever made.”
-St. Jimmy

Download Janitor Joe here: http://www.angelfire.com/ego2/andrew/joe.zip